Mutahi Ngunyi, a well known Kenyan writer and political scientist once told me: ‘Gacaca – he calls me that: ‘In Nairobi if you try to pull that fake American or British accent of yours, people will think you are a joke; they do it better than you; they’ve seen guys like you before, they will see them after you leave; speak the franglais man; you can’t believe how sexy you’ll come across if you pretend that you don’t know English…’
He took me out, I tried it: ‘Allo.. eum bof, excuse moi, i speak.. eu.. small english, nice to meet eh..’, and Bam! Girls be like: ‘tell me more!!’ Mutahi Ngunyi is specialized in chaos actually. That’s right, he is a political scientist whose expertise is in creating chaos! President Kibaki used it a number of times at a fee. I tried his chaos to my advantage and for free; verdict: Ngunyi is a man who knows what time it is!
I am writing this because I spent the day seeing people, laughing on the Service Mag’s Tell Us Complains, about french spelling mistakes. I also watched in awe as people laughed at a really sublime Miss Rwanda contestant, because she couldn’t speak french. Ok enough with laughing at people who wrongly spell or write the language of the oppressor. FYI: these languages, just like your religions, your titles, even you first names where given to you to erase your own identity, history and self-respect.
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